Enter: Apollonia by brooknewton12-17-01 Hi there. My name is Roman Cheese. Welcome to the very first Wild World Comic Strip And here's my friend and fellow ball player, Apollonia. So doesn't this 'brook' guy have any thing better to write about, he has to recycle the same old characters? Uhm... you'll have to forgive Apollonia. As you can see, she's a tough-ass chick. Now he's re-using dialogue. This guy is so fuckin' lame.
Enter: Sheriff by brooknewton12-17-01 Howdy! I'm the Sheriff of Durango County from brook Newton's fabulous Roman Cheese stories! No one remembers you, I'm afraid What? But how can they not? I was in the Robot story. Every one loves the Robot story! Oh, you've done it now. You mentioned the Robot. Now no one will rest until she makes an appearance in this strip. You're on your own. But.. but.. hey guys, I'm a cool character, really I am. HE-LLO---TO---ALL---MY---FANS
Re-Enter: Norman by brooknewton12-17-01 Oh no, it's Norman Hanson, my arch-nemesis! I'm back, Roman. And I can't decide: Should I kill and replace you... Hm. Could have sworn there was a baseball around here, some where ...or maybe I'll just let the Sheriff know what you did to me, and see you put in jail for ever. 'Figment of my imagination' indeed!
Re-Re-Enter Norman by brooknewton12-17-01 Norman!! But.. I killed you! A simple baseball to the forehead is not enough to destroy me, Roman. But I hit you twice. And each time, your whole body disintegrated. A ruse! Now I will have my revenge!! These strips are outside of official continuity, aren't they? Yes. Yes they are.
Apollonia and the Sheriff by brooknewton12-21-01 Shit, this is depressing Tell me about it. At least you've actually been in an episode. My name's been mentioned twice, but that's the extent of my involvement. At least they remember your name. I don't even have a name... I heard you're going to be in Episode 5. Hey, that's right. See you later, loser.