Planet WTF: A Day in the Life of a Tangerine

Author: brycekain

Date: February 10, 2018

by brycekain
2-10-18
On vacation...
So I says to Congress I says you better give tax cuts to the rich or ELSE! Know what they did...? BOOM! Caved like a coalmine on a bunch of peasants...
HAHAHA!!
On the road...
So I says to Congress I says you BETTER build that wall or ELSE! And ya know what they did...? BOOM! Crumbled faster than I can get pussy!
HAHAHA!!
At home...
HAHAHA!!
....but Congress said it was a GROW-er not a SHOW-er...