The Wacky Adventures of the TOTUS: European Vacation

Author: brycekain

Date: February 15, 2018

by brycekain
2-15-18
Now look, you may be married to my sister, but we have standards here and you will abide by them.
Rules. Big rules. Important rules. You've almost got better rules than I do. I have the best rules.
Hey, pal, I'm not kidding. Potus or not, you will refrain from making any racist remarks, grabbing anyone by their genitals, or hitting on anyone's wife. Ya got me?
Got it. No talking about the chocolate people in your wife's vagina. Is that the bathroom over there?
I fucking hate Russia right now.
I SWEAR THIS IS COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT!