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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Kneivel, P.I. vs. Dr. Autumnbottom

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03


	If it isn't my old nemesis, Dr. Autumnbottom. Quite like Rome, all roads lead back to you.


	Yes, I do say, crime-fighting Evel Knievel, I had heard you had gone homosexual. Quite. Er.


	That wasn't me. That was... well, it's actually hard to explain. It's like... it helps if you knew some of Einstein's more esoteric essays...


	Hm, good show, old chum.

Meanwhile, in South Beach...


	So you're saying the have parties with foam? Lead the way!

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