burt_reynolds
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Post-Mustache Tom Selleck

by burt_reynolds
11-21-03


	I never realized how cold and lonely this city is without my mustache... No one will even look you in the eye.


	It leads me to believe that rather than a man in control of a mustache, I was a mustache in control of a man. Now, I am but an untethered kite, loosed upon the wind...


	I'd ask this guy for money, but he obviously has no money, especially royalties from reruns of a popular detective show set in Hawaii.


	And I still don't know for sure if Robin Masters and Quivers were the same guy!


	Hey, look everybody - it's nobody!

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