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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Cuba Gooding, Jr., Professional Assassin

by burt_reynolds
11-22-03

In the backroom of a Fort Washington, PA, Ramada Inn


	Thanks for meeting me, professional assassin. I have a big job for you.


	Not a problem, heiress Paris Hilton. Why don't you tell me your problems.


	There's this sex tape of me...


	*Wait, did you say sex tape?*


	**Damn this is hotter than the love scene I had with James Coburn and that husky that got cut out of Snow Dogs**

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