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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Evel Knievel, P.I.

by burt_reynolds
11-24-03


	This case is going to be one tough nipple because of all the suspects. You have the arrogant Republicans, talk radio, the underfunded public schools, high school bullies, overbearing parents...


	...any one of those, and a host of others, could have been the one who killed your dreams.


	And the bitches. Don't forget the bitches.


	Actually, no. Their alibi is pretty airtight.

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