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by c0rporeal
2-18-01
the internet opens everyone up to vast new intellectual possibilities
i think im gonna look up some porn!
just hook it up and BAM you've got the WORLD at your fingertips....
yeah, porn sounds cool...
although it seems many people abuse it...
work time!
wow this strip is dumb!

 

by c0rporeal
2-19-01
a bad day for harold
ohhh boohoo daddy. the kids call me the earfooted freak!
now son, you know you arent a freak. you're just "differently abled"
getting worse
in FACT! i just found instructions on how to remove feet from ears!
CLIMAX (boop boop boop doop)
ok the instructions say to take advantage of the weird ass animations here... hmmm here goes nothing

 

by c0rporeal
2-19-01
did you ever wonder what life would be like with the knowledge that time is really non linear and all that will happen has happened and all that has happened will happen? wouldnt that suck?
i mean, wouldnt that suck? to know that everything you do is governed by a cruel fate that cannot be changed? nothing would have any meaning... we'd have to learn to accept that...
...
well normally to end a stereotypical "person and animal" strip id have to say "im just a goat" but in this case i think i'll just agree with you.

 

by c0rporeal
2-21-01
im sorry, man but i think your interpretation of marxist values is just crazy.
why is it that you ALWAYS have to be right?
right? what are you talking about? im not always right, you're just often wrong... jeez.. talk about egocentric!
ME EGOCENTRIC? jeez man, im only up here dying for the sins of the world!
oh shut up you're just doing it for attention...
dammit... he's on to me...

 

by c0rporeal
2-22-01
ive been thinking... i think anarchy is about the stupidest thing ive ever heard of. the concept of total disorder just blows my mind! think of how many people would get hurt, and how hard it would...
be to live... its just phenomenal that so many people can be fooled by such a pointless waste of time!
did i mention that im an anarchist?
apparently not.

 

by c0rporeal
3-01-01
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that should confuse the bastards.
yeah... damn them, making us the defaults.

 

by c0rporeal
3-09-01
a note to people who have the intelligence and maturity of an 8 year old:
FUCK! Yo im a fucking faggot. HAHAHAHAH! wow im original!!!! hahahaha! LETS SAY SOMETHING STUPID...!
YEAH, WI*TH TY7POS!
stop making dumb comics.
MEYBE PPL WILL FIND THIS SHIZNIT FYNNUIY!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! (**note from c0rp - i thought it was funny for a while... ITS OLD, PEOPLE!)
please.
Oh, wow. That felt soooo good.
Agreed. Back to upholding at least SOME standards of funny cartoons.

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
Life In Hell
Bonjour, Tu Parle Francais? Jemappel Lucifer
This Truly is hell they are speaking French
Why Asians Like Americans
I like America ............................. They sell us lots of Nuclear Secrects
Why?
Life after a nuclear War
God Damn hes Ugly
God Damn hes Ugly

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
a personal grudge
Black Po'er!
Oh, God, not JOE!
against
I bet that kid doesn't like me. WELL, maybe I'll ruin his chances with his girlfriend's parents, then shoot him with my 3 band enfield!
I REALLY don't like you....
a certain joe
Rest assured, the feeling is mutual.... VERY mutual... muahaahaha!
Umm, your bald patch is showing again, Joe.

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
An average day at the lunch table...
I have a question for you, Ben...
What, Joe?
MAKE ME!
...
Doh! Doh! Doh!
Isn't that more of a statement? I mean, "Make Me!" is a statement, as opposed to "Why don't you try and make me?" I think you thought the "Why don't you try and..." was implied...

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
Luuuuke (hoohur) I... am your (hoohur) Faaaaather....
Ben... Ben... It's JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
Come... to the (hoohur) daaaaark side...
SHUT UP! GOD! I've been hearing that my entire life! IT NEVER WAS FUNNY!
The foooorce (hoohur) is stroooong with this one....
ooooh say it again, just SAY IT AGAIN, BITCH!

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
Did I mention my real name is Luke?
Luuuuke (hoohur) I... am your (hoohur) Faaaaather....
Ben... Ben... It's JUST NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
Don't give me shit like this...
Come... to the (hoohur) daaaaark side...
SHUT UP! GOD! I've been hearing that my entire life! IT NEVER WAS FUNNY!
Because, I am a sadist who would immensly enjoy pounding nails into your skullcap.
The foooorce (hoohur) is stroooong with this one....
ooooh say it again, just SAY IT AGAIN, BITCH!

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
If Squirles are really Evil Overlords
I love my superior peripheral vision.... This fools gonna get his ass kicked.....
Im gonna kill you squirel....
Sounds of Pounding and Yelling
I'm gonna kick your ass!! Foolish Humans Thinking they rule the world, If only they Truly Knew Squirles are the master Race......
Oh God my splean...............Please stop........Oh God NO more NO more..........Please Stop...........Oh damn this hurts....
And thats why people say squirels have Rabies
Fools they should know they are no match for the squirels....
This was a really bad idea....

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
a casual conversation with Ronin
Ronin, why don't you just get your own Stripcreator© account?
I dunno... why the hell am I a female redneck crackwhore with green hair.
aka Larry
Umm, oh, sorry i pressed the wrong button.
Muahahahah... this is muuuch better...
and then some beatnik poetry...
No, I don't trust you like that. This is much better.
Reading naked lunch (hits bongos) I had a thought (hits bongos) what if im a monkey (hits bongos) wearing a monkey suit? (hits bongos) Cool cat, Hot mama. The End.

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
He isn't Racist...
Meet Andy/Xavier.
Black Po'er!
just...
I honestly don't know what to think of him.
Hey... Black po'er. Squaaaak Byatch!
confused...
Ok, well I DO, but I wont tell him that.
THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM! SQUAAAAAAK BYAAATCH!

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
2 sites you should check out
This is just me This my thoughts on the world, I live in Wisconsin In a hick town I want to leave as soon as I can, I often ponder why are we here , I meen what are we doing on a rock orbiting
?
www.animalliberation.net
another rock going around through space pointlessly, and we are stuck on this rock, Why because we can't leave it earth truly the greatest prison ever and man is a parasite, And we are stuck on this..
?
www.earthliberationfront.net The world is dieing and we gotta stop it...........
rock forever and its dieing scientists predict in 38 years the world will be in its final death cycle and the only way to stop it is to look at it and change it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
?

 

by c0rporeal
4-14-01
Ronin didn't really explain it, but i am a telekinetic squirrel.
what a deluded egomaniac...
Insolent FOOL! you will feel my wrath for your vile... err... THOUGHTS!
What...? are you talking about???
I AM PYROKINETIC TOO.... MUAHAHAH!
Oh god the pain.

 

by c0rporeal
4-15-01
Typical conversation between c0poreal and Ronin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Garou means hungray wolf in japanese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Loup-garou means nasty wolf. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
really. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Amazing. . . . . . . . . . . .
Disclaimer-this may not be exactley how this conversation happen well the first 2 frames are pretty acurate atleast
So as you can see the garou the werewolf must exist. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The same holds true in about 8 other languages garou meens something wolf. . . . . . . .
You are really weird. . . . . . . . . .You may be right about something c0poreal. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Talking *blackout* followed by yelling and screaming... and a loud growl...((Squirrels are also Pyrokinetic remember)
WHY AM I TALKING TO A SQUIRREL???. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh God Not Again . .. . . . . . . . . . Make it Stop. . No More oh god this hurts...
Insolent foul you know to much!!!!! Now you must die!!!!! NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE WERE-SQUIRRELS !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by c0rporeal
4-15-01
shortly after our last comic... (i should be singed, but NOOO)
What is your problem, Ronin? Why must you insist upon burning me every chance you get?
Truth is, 2nd degree burns bring out your eyes...heheh..
you know, that isnt even funny... in fact... im gonna do something about it... remember what happened shortly after we first met?
not really, enlighten me.
(like this is a bad thing... robert smith is the lead singer of the cure, for you moronic assholes out there...)
I can change what you look like!
What? OH MY GOD! I LOOK LIKE ROBERT SMITH! OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!! Youve GONE WAY TO FAR THIS TIME!

 

by c0rporeal
4-15-01
Just because i burn you to a crisp everyday doesnt mean you should do this to me!
What can i say? It was getting out of hand...but ok, ill turn you back into your evolutionarily superior squirrel form...
Score! Thanks, c0rp!
Wait, one condition...
OWWW!
Feel my wrath, squirrelboy!

 

by c0rporeal
4-15-01
The irony of this strip is that in all honesty, c0rporeal and ronin are probably going to do the same. just sit in front of computers, RP, and make dumb little strips like this... unless we get up off
Watashi wa gozen kibun kikyoku...
What does that mean?
which is all in all, rather unlikely.
I'm incredibly depressed.
Why, pray tell?
I just realized I'm probably going to spend most of my life, sitting on a bench in a park, talking to a squirrel that is probably just a figment of my imagination. I'm never going anywhere but here...
you JUST realized this?

 

by c0rporeal
4-16-01
I wish i could portray Phrank without the sacrilege, but alas, i can't...
Meet Phrank. He thinks he is Jesus.
I AM THE SON OF THE LORD GOD ALL MIGHTY!
Phrank, what twisted figment of my imagination allows YOU to be Jesus? I mean, i can see Ronin, as a squirrel, but you? JESUS?
Actually, it's my imagination, not yours...
Right... and why is this?
Jus' look at me! IM HUNG LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING HORSE!

 

by c0rporeal
4-16-01
...
...
Riiiiight.
What?
Im beginning to wonder if maybe there IS something severely wrong with me...
There is NOTHING to do here... wanna go get some Lesbian whores?
Eh, I dunno... didn't we do that last year?

 

by c0rporeal
4-16-01
I am the horizon. I have dreamed of tracing rings around this world. With my arms stretched towards forever, my fingers shake with fear of control...
...
The fear I know you all too well... We all lay claims to our destinies, yet we all rise and fall with the tides...
...
As a star will fall, I will fall from the sky... and long for a world that you have denied me. Beneath my heartache, i have made a promise: to never let you forget...
Your head looks incredibly like a Dildo, you know?

 

by c0rporeal
4-16-01
oooh me so horny! sucky sucky five dorra!
hai!
Oro wa gommenasai wareme! Juuikka En!
oh oh! that so cheap! you come? you come get waid vewwy cheapwy!
oooh i wide baisiko awound wit no seat on!
Really? what the hell is wrong with YOU?

 

by c0rporeal
4-20-01
watashi wa gozen kibun kikyoku.
not again...
arrow us to turansurete for yu, stupid amerikajins!
hai, ahh to begin... the pronoun "watashi" means "I" "wa" indicates that the word preceding it is the topic of the sentence.
thank you goodbye.
and "gozen kibun kikyoku" means "feeling insanely depressed"
therefore it is "i am feeling insanely depressed"

 

by c0rporeal
5-21-01
I'm not racist! THOSE BASTARDS WHO MADE...
Hi, I'm Jacqueline Roland!!
eh? why you look so funny? you wobot?
THE ASIAN GIRLS AS THE DEFAULT CHARACTERS...
What can i say? I'm a martyr...
oooh,... you not martyr... meet Missy Layscheeply...
ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aah......
I'm here! I'm Queer! I don't want anymore FEAR!

 

by c0rporeal
7-19-01
i am george w bush. fuck the environment. let us perpetuamate the corrupt capitalist system by ignoring a pact that could save the world.
what is this guy on? i must do something.
we could all buy solar shield-things, thus heightening the economy and eliminating the need for the ozone layer.
oh my god, what happened to this guy? he cant even talk straight! he must have been dropped as a baby...
besides, according to my scientists, the "ozone layer" is witch craft. we must stop this heresy to the pope and his mighty army of god. ill be at my ranch, hold my calls...
hey.... do me a favor and hold reaaaal still.

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