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In the event of a Slurpy always be sure to Turkey.
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| Mankind was born with a sense of Slurpy followed closely by a deep meaningful desire to Turkey. | |
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| With time Slurpy may even evolve into a Turkey. | |
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Be careful what you Slurpy. You just might Turkey.
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| This Just in... Slurpy was last seen in Turkey where strange happenings were reported by Slurpy Turkey. | |
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| It is currently unknown whether or not this will effect the world's population of Slurpy or it's desire to eat Turkey. | |
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Tired of the same old Slurpy? Try our new and improved Turkey. It comes with a life time gaurantee of Slurpy. If you are not satisfied with your Turkey, be sure to send it to Slurpy.
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| All your Slurpy are belong to TURKEY! | |
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| There is nothing wrong with your SLURPY, WE control the TURKEY!!! | |
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