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"Honk if you support vehicular homicide." -Callisto MAIN CHARACTERS ARIEN: Main talents = angst, killing, wielding a mighty Taser 0' D00m. Comic Representation = Goat. DEL-ME: Author's romantic interest. C.R. = Tentacle. KIEKI: Author's alter ego, & female despite what her character would have you believe. Totally f'n insane. C.R. = Butch. ANDROID: Author's hentai brother. C.R. = Blue. (Blue also occasionally represents Corey, a character from Maddog's strips.) BDD: A rather eeriely obsessive admirer of Calli's. Refuses to die, no matter how often Calli attempts to kill him. C.R. = Tyler. CALLI: Author herself. C.R. = Brunette. Currently Calli is not doing much updating, due to her attempts to launch a webcomic with her artist friend DeMona. Expect a link when shit starts happening.

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Farmland

by callie_chan
12-11-02

Vice & Andre, no longer a demon, find themselves once again at the mercy of Arien & his S00per-D00per Taser o' D00m.


	Look, what will it take to keep you from reducing us to lumps of carbon again?


	Quite a lot. You two as piles of smoking ash is a very entertaining spectacle.


	What if I give you cash? How does $100 sound?


	Not nearly as entertaining as you & your boy toy as featureless piles of ash & char.


	Alright then, sex! I'll let you fuck my virgin ass if you'll just leave us alone!


	Virgin ass? Don't take me for a fool. I've had sex with virgins before, & YOUR farmland has been thoroughly plowed, my friend.

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