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"Honk if you support vehicular homicide." -Callisto MAIN CHARACTERS ARIEN: Main talents = angst, killing, wielding a mighty Taser 0' D00m. Comic Representation = Goat. DEL-ME: Author's romantic interest. C.R. = Tentacle. KIEKI: Author's alter ego, & female despite what her character would have you believe. Totally f'n insane. C.R. = Butch. ANDROID: Author's hentai brother. C.R. = Blue. (Blue also occasionally represents Corey, a character from Maddog's strips.) BDD: A rather eeriely obsessive admirer of Calli's. Refuses to die, no matter how often Calli attempts to kill him. C.R. = Tyler. CALLI: Author herself. C.R. = Brunette. Currently Calli is not doing much updating, due to her attempts to launch a webcomic with her artist friend DeMona. Expect a link when shit starts happening.

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Spiritual Guidance, Part V

by callie_chan
12-13-02

Calli in Hell, seeking spiritual guidance, pleads her case.


	Look, I didn't mean to do a good deed. I just want to earn back my hard-earned reputation for being an evil, soulless psychotic witch.


	Well, this IS your first major offense. I suppose with some penance, we can overlook it.


	Kick. So what's the penance?


	Tomorrow you must start all of your conversations with a your mom joke.


	...that's so evil. It's brilliant.


	What can I say, your mom taught me everything I know.

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