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"Honk if you support vehicular homicide." -Callisto MAIN CHARACTERS ARIEN: Main talents = angst, killing, wielding a mighty Taser 0' D00m. Comic Representation = Goat. DEL-ME: Author's romantic interest. C.R. = Tentacle. KIEKI: Author's alter ego, & female despite what her character would have you believe. Totally f'n insane. C.R. = Butch. ANDROID: Author's hentai brother. C.R. = Blue. (Blue also occasionally represents Corey, a character from Maddog's strips.) BDD: A rather eeriely obsessive admirer of Calli's. Refuses to die, no matter how often Calli attempts to kill him. C.R. = Tyler. CALLI: Author herself. C.R. = Brunette. Currently Calli is not doing much updating, due to her attempts to launch a webcomic with her artist friend DeMona. Expect a link when shit starts happening.

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You Can't See The Burning Mountain, But It's There! Really!

by callie_chan
1-28-03

The quest begins! And it's not nearly as exciting a LOTR ripoff as Calli would like you to think.


	Okay, Calli, we've been walking for days in one direction just because you thought you saw a clam. Call me wacky, but I'd like some clue as to where the hell we're going.


	We're heading to that ominous-looking mountain of fire way off there in the distance.


	And why the HELL do we want to go to a burning mountain? I may have forgotten to mention this to you, but I char easily when exposed to, you know, huge leaping flames.


	Because OBVIOUSLY someone evil will have taken up residence at a mountain like that. Someone who speaks in dead languages & inspires more fear than death itself. He'll know what BDD stands for!


	Or, you know, he could pull the flesh from our bones & pick his teeth with our femurs. Whichever's easier.


	What do you think we have cannon fodder for?

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