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RUBEn is sad because no-one likes him because he likes Billy Gunn whilst sMARK is loved and respected by all because he loves Misawa.
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| Goddamnit, them puroelitests wont like me! It's not fair! | |
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| Well, gee... maybe it's time you put the Misawa praise into overdrive? | |
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RUBEn has a change of heart! No wait a sec... no he doesn't..
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| No way man! Da One rulz!! That Jappy guy has nothing compared to Billy and when he shows his ass... ohhhh yea! | |
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| Your parents locked you under the stairs a few too many times didn't they? | |
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Because the elitests are never wrong, RUBEn is then crucified for his beliefs, hang on a sec! This isn't the right message we're sending out, we don't want MORE Billy Gunn fans? Noooooooooooooo
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| I'm sorry RUBEn, you see The One sucks and has none of what we, PURO ELITESTS~! (sMARK lets out a huge MOOHAHAH at this shocking development) "workrate", so because of that, you must suck too.. | |
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| I will never accept that Da One is not as good as Misawa! The needs of the many Billy Gunn rubes outweigh the needs of the smarks! (RUBEn raises his hand in the air and then dies) | |
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