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| I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail. Lets think about the implications of this statement... | |
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| on the face of it, obviously a sparrow would be better; i could fly from danger, live in a tree, eat poisonous berries, and have weirdos stalk through a forest to stare at me through a lens... | |
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| but i'd rather binocularise a pair of tits than a single. Where did that mastect go? Give that mastect to me. | |
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