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| Doc, spread the word that eating bacon raises cholesterol; therefore, people are having heart attacks. | |
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| What do you suggest that I tell my patients to eat? I know that there are many healthy food choices; fruits and vegetables are obviously healthy, but they ain't bacon! | |
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| I've heard that vegetables provide many benefits: carrots, packed with vitamin A are good for vision; apples, loaded with vitamins prevent Alzheimer's; and asparagus is nature's Viagra. | |
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| Nature's Viagra? I am prescribing myself 100 cc of asparagus; I will indeed take a break from bacon! | |
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| 100 cc of asparagus? That's not how it works... | |
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| Doctor, I have your asparagus! | |
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