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Home on the Stove Top by carrie_sue 8-27-04
A normal day at the Linux Headquarters... Hey there!	I really appreciate you getting me this job after Microsoft fired me. I can't believe they dumped me and hired a dog!	You're an idiot. See ya later! Maybe we can hang out sometime!

 

Home on the Stove Top #2 by carrie_sue 8-27-04
On the set of "Making The Video"... "Ooops I did it again... I played with your heart... got lost in the game... oh baby baby..." Cut-Cut-Cut! Britney, these dance steps are all wrong. We're gonna have to start from the top again! You're soooo wasting my time.	I've got some news for you sister: you'll never make it in this industry if you keep dancing like a chimp on crack. Where'd you learn to dance anyway?	Duh! Like, THE Mickey Mouse Club, bee-otch! Ugh...

 

Home on the Stove Top #3 by carrie_sue 8-27-04
Somewhere in the darkness of Hell... Ahhhh, welcome to my humble surroundings, Robert Smith. Please, make yourself comfortable. I've been eager to discuss your latest compostitions with you. Well, okay, but I really can't stay...	To be honest, your last album could be compared to the sweat of my dirty-red behind. "Disintegration" was really your last IMPRESSIVE album. You've disappointed me, Robert. Excuse me, but...	Don't bother. The Smashing Pumpkins got the same lecture.

 

Untitled by carrie_sue 8-28-04

 

Home on the Stove Top #4 by carrie_sue 8-31-04
Just an average day at the DNC... So what's on the agenda today? Well, we have a press conference at 6 o'clock, but we really need to focus on the "Bush Smear Campaign' the rest of the day...	How's that going, anyway? Just as planned. We've got a little old lady coming in later... she claims she helped the President make-up the "Weapons of mass Destruction" tale.	Later that evening... So how much you payin' me to talk?

 

Home on the Stove Top #5 by carrie_sue 9-01-04
...and Robert Frost once wrote, "A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel"...		"In today's top headlines: John Kerry has AGAIN flip-flopped on his positon of the Weapons of Mass Destruction. And in other news...

 

Home on the Stove Top #5 by carrie_sue 9-01-04
Back at the DNC... The economy has grown 4.8% in the past year, and productivity grew at the fastest 3-year rate in more than 50 years! President Bush’s "Clear Skies" legislation would improve air quality by reducing power plants’ emissions of sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxide, and mercury by approximately 70%!	The "USA PATRIOT Act" brought down the artificial wall separating law enforcement and intelligence officers and allowed them to talk to each other as they work to prevent future attacks! Since Bush signed "No Child Left Behind" into law, all states have created plans to ensure that all children become proficient at reading and math!	He must be stopped. Yup.

 

Home on the Stove Top #7 by carrie_sue 9-03-04
When Hillary's away, Bill will play... My, my, you sure are a hot little number, for a nun, aren't ya? What kinda stuff do you like to do when you aren't nunnin' around, honey? *Giggle* Well, I enjoy working in the garden and feeding the poor, helpless children, and I like talking to you... *giggle* You make me feel blessed! *giggle*	Dagg-on, baby! You look good! Why don't we go over and relax on that bed, and talk about nun stuff? That sound like fun to ya? Uhm, okay... *giggle* What are your plans with that microphone? *giggle*	And in the national news today... former President Bill Clinton has managed to disgrace his country yet AGAIN, this time while visiting The Vatican...

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