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by carthanite
4-19-03
They stood there thinking and thinking about what they wanted.
You think there would be something better.
But there isn't.
Then, the triumphal choice was found.
Whatever.
Yep.
They trampled my lillies, I'm glad they're gone.
Can you clean the knife after I'm done?
Yep.

 

by carthanite
4-19-03
Why does that ass keep doing this...
My god! And she's going to breakup with you too?
I don't think anyone would miss him.
That sucks a lot. Ha, here she says how small your wang is.
Stop reading my mail, Ted.
Heh, your loss Gary. What's her phone number?

 

by carthanite
4-19-03
Greg, aren't you going to help me fix the tree house?
RED ROBOT SA*D
Why are you pulling this crap again...
RED ROBOT SMASH!
I hate that damn costume, Greg.
RED ROBOT SELF DESTRUCT!

 

by carthanite
4-19-03
But if we don't make the presents, the little children will cry!
How did you get in my house?
Zing!
Damn little degenerative teenager.
Wait, I hope didn't smoke what I think I didn't smoke.

 

by carthanite
4-19-03
He waited.
...and waited.
Finally, Jerry turned around.
HOLY JESUS THULK DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!
I say dear fellow, have a spot of tea?

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
YARRRRRRR
Please just stop yelling at me!
You WAnta go PlaY WIth WILLEH?
RUFF RUFF ERRRRRUFF
I don't think the party is going that bad.
Yes, but you're quite drunk.

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Hey Linus, what are you up to?
[not_root@localhost /]$
[not_root@localhost /]$
Bastard.
[not_root@localhost /]$

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Please don't do this linus.
[not_root@localhost /]$
Why do you do this? I signed in as root...
[not_root@localhost /]$
Sigh... ls.
bin dev etc home lib misc opt root tftpboot usr boot etc initrd lost+found mnt proc sbin tmp var

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
cd root
bash: cd: root: Permission denied
Fine then. /sbin/shutdown -r now
shutdown: you must be root to do that!
Clever little bastard.
Give it up, Greg.

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
I swear, I logged in as root Linus! I really did!
Please! I need root abilities to install these modules!
Greg, you're not the admin, you never will be. Get back in your damn /home/user12 and don't try this shit again.
But I want to chat with buddies on yahoo, and this outdated gaim doesn't have that capability!
You should have thought about that before the admin left, bitch! Hahahahaa

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Alright Linus, at least help me out a little bit. Don't you have a manual or something?
Yes. There's the hard copy one that costs $80 and the free online one.
But I can't get online, something is wrong with my connection.
Hardware incompatibility, slut!
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAA

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
DIPSY DAY,
DIPSY DOE,
WHIMSAY WAY,
WHIMSY WOE,
Say, feel like letting me install gaim 0.61?
Nice try Greg.

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Dammit!
Come on now, I'm smarter than Unis.
Fine, I think it's lunch break anyway.
There's a good Greg.
Gah, those fuckers emptied the coffee machine!
No Java VM could be found from your PATH environment variable, HAHAHAHAA!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
rpm -i gaim-0.61-1.i386.rpm
cannot get exclusive lock on /var/lib/rpm/Packages
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Alright Linus, I give up. I'll just ask Gates to help me instead.
Later.
root 12isjustanumber
Welcome Administrator! Just be glad I'm so very dependable!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
I just don't know people's understanding.
Don't worry, I'm sure at least someone got that the entire series was based on Linux RedHat and how upsetting it can be to it's users if they don't have the correct permissions enabled,
but yet, who should expect them too? If their administrator would have just written the permissions the users rightfully needed, dear ol' Greg would have never been in that kind of situation.
Ha, yeah, you're right, besides, I think some of those commands were a bit screwy. I mean, he should have -uhv'ed gaim, not -i'ed it, althought that wouldn't have helped a low level user...
Stop talking gibberish, you ninny!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
She just kept talking about the stupidest, most useless periodical writings that ever came to mind.
I don't agree Thulk, I personally think that the LotR trilogy was much better in book form. Why, I saw a interweb page a few weeks ago that made me quite upset,
I really didn't know what she was referring to. I just said "no" hoping that my exquisite physique and large brandishing sword would ward off her evil, but she just kept talking.
the page said that the book was plagerized from the movie, and that the movie had stolen several scenes, ideas and principles from a book collection written in early imperialistic Japan. Ludicrous!
Yes, I would have greatly appreciated a nice skull bashing, had the opportunity arose.
I'm quite sure they'll get theirs when the time comes, grandmama.

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
It was a blank stare, I knew I was in deep shit.
Then again, I remembered her many, many emotions, some of which included this procedure.
Hey sweetie...
You've been with that human again, haven't you.
Although I had that strange feeling I was still in deep shit.
Oh Please, tell me about these sockets again, Rob.

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
I tried to listen, I really did.
I just read the worst comic ever, Charles.
Oh?
But there were millions of ants on the ground, nipping and yearning for my very flesh.
It was about how someone on this place, wherever it may be in this plethora of internet jallopy, was savagelly ripped off, word for word.
Oh?
I had to stab them.
I could do a gimmick about it, but hopefully I've matured to the point of not doing that.
Oh?

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
RING RING
HAHA YOU RANG
IT'S FUNNY, NO?!
WHY YES, QUITE INDEED, I NEVER EXACTLY EXPECTED TELEPHONES TO RING, NOR TALK, HOW INTERESTINGLY EXTRAORDINARY!
Silly phones, what with the insanely hysterical ringing and jokes which grind into my skull like a sandpaper-laced hair brush.
The world has ended, really, why should we give a damn! We both know those telephones aren't connected to anything! Let's go loot a computer store!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Okay, I just need to get these out of my system. I can't level myself to that horrible playing field of completely unoriginal jokes, horrible vocabularly and punchlines. So, this is my only.
LOFL U F4GORTZ
BUTSZ I"M YNOT A LESBAIn1
OMG THE BACKGROUND DID CHANGIND
MAGICALLY I APPEARED OUT OF THING AIR TWO
I feel so very unclean.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA JUST JOKEING ITS WAS JUST A DREAM!!!1
ONLY THREE DAMN FRAMES?! OMFG ROOFLEZ PAK CHOOIE UNF AND M$ WINDOWZ SUCKZ MAh H0E!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
I am Theldor! Level 86 Holy Paladin of Isengard! Who dare requests my prestige!
It is I!
... .... Patrick, what is your character?
um...Isekleese....level 2 druid... I have a +2 axe of maiming, stand back....
Level 86 Holy Paladin Theldor destroys Level 2 Druid Isekleese!
Bobby, can't we please just go play doom on your x86?

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
Sigh.
.hgiS
Reflections, such a painful thing to lay eyes on. One's self gratifying identity, disposed back into the eye of it's beholder.
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Dammit. Not a friend in the world.
SECRET NINJA KNOW ALL YOU SECRETS, NOW I MUST KILL SELF TO KEEP SECRET!

 

by carthanite
4-20-03
I don't have your crumpets.
I don't have them here. But I want them.
What are you doing?
You cannot stop me erroneous user!
Greg?

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