All comics by cgerity88

 

Racism1 by cgerity88 11-18-09
Inside of a restaurant, the manager scolds his African American employee on cleaning a mess; but uses a sense of disrespect as he sees black people to be lower than him. Hey, Jerome, clean that damn mess! gosh, you black people are lazy! {sighs} Okay, sir.	Jerome is at home after his shift and is bothered by the remark his manager said and talks to his father about it. Dad, i'm done having my manager put me down! He makes remarks about black people all the time and he makes me feel like i'm his slave.. Jerome, he's probably stuck in those old days when the blacks were treated like slaves in the South..all you gotta do is stick up for yourself and show him how "tough" you are!	Bob, what happened in this incident at the restaurant? Well Tom, all witnesses saw was this little black boy yelling about how he wants to stick up for himself and he ended up beating his manager, causing him to have a heart attack.

 

work&alcoholism by cgerity88 11-18-09
Mr. Lance, your paper work this whole week hasn't been meeting up to my expectations. I don't know why you haven't been progressing after I promoted you. (confusion and contemplating) well...Mr. brooks, i've been going through many problems with my life at home..	Well then ignore that shit, and start working hard! read some books and maybe that will get things off your mind and start getting you work harder at work! Well...Okay, sir. Please forgive me!	man, I gotta stop going to the bar every night. I didn't know working with a hangover everyday would affect my work that much!?!?

 

ReligiousProfiling by cgerity88 11-18-09
Hey you over there! Aren't you supposed to be praying at church or something? What makes you come to such a bad part of town?!	Hey! I don't need you to profile me and criticize me, thank you very much! So maybe you shouldn't say anything to me if it's not nice!! Oh, mam i'm sorry! i didn't mean to criticize you. Um, would you like a cigarette? It calms you down sometimes.	No, that's okay, gotta go back to the door over there. The security is watching me..they let me have some cool air but i'm in prison so I will catch you later. Oh! I see...(???) Well, i hope you get out of prison soon! Good luck with that.

 

respect&parenting by cgerity88 11-19-09
Mr. President, what changes do we need to accomplish in order to make our nation to improve? We need to first respect and accept all people, no matter what their race, religion, class, gender or sexual orientation is.	Well why do the people have fear towards races of all minorities? It's rediculous how Hispanics, African Americans, and Arabic people are targeted! You need to stop this! Hey, I didn't cause this, and i'm not the one who is bitching. I'm targeted and looked differently more than you! You look like the hero in everyones eyes with your cape. Go do what supermen do!	Yeah, I think I need to help the kids whose parents over feed them with fast foods and not teach them the importance of exercising first! mmm. mommy! I want that hamboogerrr!

 

unfaircooporations. by cgerity88 11-19-09
Mr. Baker, I need you to come to my office after lunch because I have something to talk to you about. Alright, sir.	You haven't been lying to your clients about prices of our products and not been making money for the business. I believe I have to let you go. I'm sorry. What sir?! This is unfair and unjust!	I'm sorry. I can give you money if you will simply leave with true assurance you will not open your mouth. Ha! you see that boardroom?!? You won't be sitting at the head chair over there anymore after I take you to court!

 

drug&violence. by cgerity88 11-19-09
Hey, you wanna get out some of my marijuana and smoke? Uhhh, Dan, I couldn't. My parents would kill me if I smelled like smoke. You know my dad is the most well known person in this town!...	Oh, okay. Too bad your dad doesn't even exist! You talk about him but he's never around. He wouldn't know. Eh, yeah I guess. I don't even think you would want to meet him. He's not the most friendliest person of our big community.

 

workplace&sexualism by cgerity88 11-19-09
Oh I sure hope i get this job today!	Hello Liz. I've seen you've had so much experience with computers..but i don't think this job would suit you with all the work we do. I'm sorry. Ughh...I see. I don't see how you wouldn't want me for this job with all the experience I have, but I guess I will go.	Hello Julie. So this is your first time working in an atmosphere with computers and filing? Hm..well let's give you a try! You'll fit right in! Oh wow! Gee Thank you! I'm so excited to be working with 'you.'

 

religion&pressure by cgerity88 11-19-09
Little Chinese girl wants to live out her dream in the U.S being an exotic dancer since pornography is banned in China. Mom! Why can't I leave for a little bit. Experience new things!?	Honey, all them dress so skimpy and give into drugs that turns situations to be very dangerous!	Sneaking on a boat to the U.S and after she stopped at a local girls girls girls night club. Hmmmmmm. This is fun! I feel so happy inside and all these colors outside is moving so delicately!

 

health&privileged. by cgerity88 11-19-09
Hoo I am nervous. I hope my doctor tells me some good news from my results of my MRI test!	I checked your results. I believe you have a tumor but we're not sure if it's cancerous or not. I don't think we can help you since you don't have insurance. But Doc, I can pay it somehow. I can't die!	Well whenever you have the money, call me. Until then, I am sorry. Oh sweet jesus! I swear if I was white, he would help me! Gosh darn to those damn white privileged folks!

 

animalcruelty. by cgerity88 11-19-09
I wonder if they're going to find me and cut me into a fur coat like all the rest of my family...	Or turn me into one of those deer heads hanging on the wall at their home?!	Actually...why am I worrying about all of that when these Americans would most likely use me as gourmet to eat. Yikes!

 

media&disaster. by cgerity88 11-19-09
Mother nature hits a city and destroys it, with the helpless in need. I am so cold! I wish I had a home to be warm and comfortable...	A popular celebrity athlete visits to try to help the ones in need after the accident. Aw man, I wish I could help these people and give them money to help bring them into homes.	O.J Simpson is talking with his lawyer about his charges with a bit of irony. Man, you lawyers are expensive and all these court fees. I never killed them so prove it to the people! All this money could be going towards the needy. I will try O.J.

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