chaobell  

I knew it! You been doing okay? I haven't seen you since I quit [nameless electronics store]!

Oh, hold on a minute, just let me--there! Whoo, look at those gibs fly!

So how'd you get into this con, anyway? I thought they only let people in the industry in.

Yes, that's right. I got bored with retirement, so I went and got a job at id.

Well, that's great! Playtester?

Level designer. Wait till you see the secret level in Doom 3. It's a bingo hall. The caller's a Cyberdemon.