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| Do you have a safe investment that is paying more than cash? | |
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| Sure, you should buy Credit Default Swaps. Same as cash, but pays like 7%! | |
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| You're a genius! Let's do it. | |
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| You got it. I'l get started right away. | |
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| Are those investments really safe? | |
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| I don't know, but my job is -- at least for another day. | |
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