All comics by charlesrosevear

 

by charlesrosevear
2-24-05
Charles could see John was in need of drugs that cold February morning.
hey john edinger, whats up?
Shut up Charles, you are gay...
upon further consideration, Charles decides to find money...
hey champ, can we get john some drugs, he seems upset...
Well ive been working here all day and I only have a nickle
Charles repotrts the sad news to his comrad later that day...
Im sorry John, she only had a nickle...
Look what happens to me WHEN I DONT GET HIGH!!!!

 

by charlesrosevear
2-24-05
John can sometimes forget to feed the baby for days on end...
Feed me asshole!
Well hello tiddleywinks! How was ur dinner?
sometimes he remembers too feed the baby but doesn't anyway!
YOU DIDDNT FEED ME YET!!!
I bet you need a dirt nap...let me get a shovel
Unfourtunately it was too late by the time anyone found out.
You sicken me fuck stain!
Listen, i didnt know they need food and air and shit, God! Get off my case!

 

by charlesrosevear
2-24-05
John is sensitive to his woman's needs!
John I have morning sickness!
Shut up slut I have heard enough out of you!
...and he always treats her like a queen!
Im going to get drunk, you cant come slut!
I love you too!
and she shows her love right back!
GOOD! saves me the trouble of leaving! Crazy whore!
I'm gonna kill myself!

 

by charlesrosevear
2-24-05
This is gay Paul thinking of a lame way to kiss Johns ass!
I wish John would touch me...
If he corn holes me again I'm leavin'!
After an hour he still had nothing.
Think...Think...Think
He thought he could make a cool comic but it turned out he was to inept to do it.
Im gonna kill myself!

 

by charlesrosevear
2-24-05
This is farmer Paul!
Howdy Yall!
Farmer Paul loooooooooooooves animals
I aint gonna hurt ya none!
Why hes been known to corn-hole three chickens to death a day!
FUCK CHICKENS YALL IM A GANGBANGER!
its true...

 

by charlesrosevear
3-02-05
Sometimes charles dissappears and Grams asks John where he is.
Hi John have you seen Charlsey around?
yeah i have hes corn-holin my cat Spaz, whats it to ya hag?
And sometimes John get frustrated with Grams.
I beg your pardon?
Listen hag, Im not gonna repeat myself!
But everything usually works out in the end.
Well I guess Paul will have to lick my wrinkled snatch today then!
Finally I can get back to telling Champ shes a whore. She's already starting to think she's attractive.

 

by charlesrosevear
4-15-05
Charles hates being bothered at school...
Charles you cant play games at school!!
listen lady, just because you havn't had sex in thirty years doesnt mean you have to be a whore, its just a game.
CHARLES YOU CANT PLAY GAMES AT SCHOOL!!
NOW YA PISSED ME OFF! IM TELLING DEATH!
Once in a while death comes by to lend a hand!
OH GOD WHY ME?!?
Maybe you shouldnt have raped little kids and puppeis all your life.

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