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by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet and Punky meet at a stool
Hey Punky what 'cha doin?
Oh, yknow just sitting around, writing poetry.
Poetry, eh? I always thought it would be fun to disguise yourself as a famous poet, then pretend to kill yourself. That way everyone would be real sad, and such
Really?
yeah.
snap

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Hi
Hey good looking? Wanna feel my hair?
wait a second, this can't be right.
Hi
hey, its me, Jesus

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet and the red robot meet infront of an ambulance
Hey man
Hello Chet. Do you think you should really be carrying those hammer and nails, after what happend last time?
hmmmmm
well?
I'll think about that, thanks, red
Looks like someone needs CELEBREX.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Granny heads to the bank to get her books balanced
Oh god, its Kangaroo Jack!
Don't move, or Ill blow you fucking head off! ....Mate.
Why are you so angry, Jack?
I think I'm gay. ....Shimp on the barbie

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
I need help opening my pudding can
HAHAHAHA! It's ME, JESUS!
Can you open my pudding can?
Sorry, I forgot my can opener

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chris Dudek awakes to find that his parents have been murderd by a masked stranger
WHY DID YOU KILL MY FAMILY?!!
I had to get my blender back, sorry man
So, you killed my family?!! You could've just asked for it back
Er.. Well, Y'know. You can't make an omlet without um.... brutally murdering your family.
Oh God! What am I going to do now?! I have no where to go! I'm an orpahn now!
pffffffft, not my problem

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet checks the mail
Damn, my grades suck this semester
My mom's gonna kill me
Might as well beat her to it

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
so whats up with the tribal design tattoo right above your Butt?
Well, im going for the whole catholic girl from Jersey look.
oh

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Meanwhile
Now serving 68,,, 69,,,
Now serving 70,,,
I've got ticket 69...
And what do you want me to do about it? You missed your turn, you snooze you lose buddy. Get the fuck out of here.
Damn you, Jesus

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
i'm totally bummed out, Punky.
still not over the end of the matrix?
there are like so many questions we'll never know the answers to.
so go smoke a fatty or something
you just don't understand my profound sense of loss.
i undertand it, i just don't appreciate it.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
The squirrel is defending its tree.
I better not see any mutants today.
Time to finish off this food and shake this tree, because I'm Cullen.
Come here, you fucking mutant!
NOOOOOOO!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
It's-a-me, Mario
I think I'm-a-gay

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Punky finds himself in a lab with a man
..............
Step into my Time Machine little Chicken .....mawhahahah
Is it a real time machine?
hmmmmm........No
I see......
I'm a sick, sick man.....

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
What the hell are you doing?
What do you mean?
Take off that ugly-ass dress.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet goes to a party after a suicide attempt
I always try to keep a good mood, but people always try to make me feel bad, and make fun of me. Calling me names and saying that if I'd kill myself, it would be a relief for them
I see....
have you ever heard someone say to you: hey idiot, lassie is on tv tonight, don't kill yourself, you don't have the money for a funeral
Why no sir, I haven't
I have
I'm so high right now

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
What did I do, in the series of events in my life to end up here?

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Hello, and welcome back to the channel 6 nightly news cast. John?
Thank you Cynthia. And now it's time for the negro-weather report. Jetrow?
It's gunn rain!
thank you Jetrow

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
I've saved up lots of fortunes out of cookies from a chinese restaraunt. You can make any of them funny simply by adding "in bed" to the end of each one.
Here we go: You will find happiness... in bed.
You will make many new friends... in bed.
Your magnetic personality will draw others to you... in bed.
You have no friends, not even your parents love you....
....in bed

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
http://www.chunky.com/click_for_cans.asp
Hey Dudek, what 'cha doin'?
Surfing the Campbell's website... everytime I choose my favorite NFL team, Campbells will donate a can of soup to a local food bank!
You know you chose the team that is listed as least popular on that website?
But I like the Arizona Cardinals!
Dumbass
Go Cards!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Punky invites the Beast-Priest for a little get-together
Hey Beast-Priest let me introduce you to Herman.
O.K.
Is Herman's last name frodite?
......
Because then his name would be Herman Frodite.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Beast-Priest goes to Jesus Christ for some advice
Jesus, I have a problem. I masturbate all the time, and I feel so guilty about it.
You don't need to feel guilty, man. I understand.
You do?
Why do you think they nailed my hands up here?
thanks Jesus

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet and Punky drop some
So when is this acid supposed to kick in?
I don't know, pretty soon
I don't think it's working
Shut up, and settle down
Hey look, an elf
Sieg Heil!!!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
... And Jessica Simpson's ass just keeps getting bigger and better. John?
Thanks Cynthia. Now we take you live to James Fresno, who is at the site of the recent McDonald's roit
Thanks John. I'm here with Chris Dudek, a witness of the riot. So son tell me, exactly what caused these people to burn down the Mcdonald's?
Mc Nuggets are made with people!
I'm lovin' it.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet, trying to figure out what life is all about, seeks Jesus Christ
Hey Jesus, Why didn't you give me a nose or a face with any expression?
Oh, thats so you can be singled out in a large crowd and be made fun of cause you're different.
Really?
Yep, and good luck trying to get laid lookin like that.
That's prety harsh J.
Yea, but look at me, i rule.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
OH BOY! Here I a, Chris Dudek. In space. All that studing paid off
i wonder why the gauge marked "Oxy" is in the red
Wha-Who are you!
Change your oxygen tank, douchebag.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
I don't know why girls wont have sex with me.
I mean, my penis is huge!
Maybe it's because I put a mask on it and call it Woody the talking mushroom.
Howdy, old chap.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
nizzle pizzle you bizzle get outta hizzle with that flagizzle
Shut up, negro
Whitey! I'm 50 Cents whizzle bizzle! you in dizzle shizzle nizzle
I'm a barber you idiot
oh...well...take a little off the top, little off the back, not to shaggy, eddie munster in the front, slope to the left like gumby
You got it!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
You killed Chris Dudek's parents, and then you ate his brother and sister?!
No, that's not true!
You killed Chris Dudek's parents, and then you ate his brother and sister?!
No, that's not true!
You killed Chris Dudek's parents, and then you ate his brother and sister?!
Oh my God, you're right! I'm gonna gouge my eyes out!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet and Punky start a Power-Pop band
Hey Punky? Can I have a word with you?
Wait a sec, Chet. I've also got to say something too......... I'm quitting this Power-Pop band..thing. I wanna join The Beast-Priest's rap group.
but...
Come on you don't need me anyway, its not like your gonna turn our band into sellout radio rock...
I...
What? Whats that look for?

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Deep inside the grill- volcano, we find our heroes stranded hopelessly. Only the rubber on the bottom of their shoes stands between them and the seething magma bel
Great scott! I'm melting!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What was that scream?!
I'M MELTING
Jesus Christ! They got Jim!
you called?

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Punky is inviting people to his birthday party
Hey Cullen, here's your invitation.
Thanks! By the way, is there going to be a lot of food?
Most certainly! Lots of booze to drink as well!
Sounds good!
So you're coming right?
Yeahhh... no problem, I'll just start the drinking nowwwwwww...

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Chet seeks advice from Beast-Priest
Beast-Priest, I'm so lonely....I don't know how to live each day through.
hmmm...
What?
Well, why don't you just end your misery by killing yourself?
And how exactly would THAT get me laid??
Chicks dig slit throats!

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
....
Please put your robe back on... You're embarrassing yourself.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
No thanks.
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
No thanks.
I'm going on a cross country trip. Care to join me?
Look Chet, I'm gonna break the news to you, we all hate you. Just go away.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Dudek Searches for his clothes for school
Damn, I've been searching all morning, and I still can't find my pants. All I found was my stupid computer.
I'm not stupid.
I'm all knowing.
Wachutalkinbout!?

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
So I says, "I'm a cowboy!"
Ha ha!
Well, duh.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Dudek thought it was a good idea to fuck with penguins
See, I told you not to fuck with the penguins!
Ow! My Face! Bitch! I'll get that whip!
You're not going to mess with us again, are you?
No, I guess not.
good.
Bullshit. I'm coming after you with a fork.

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
Dudek and Shannon after a date
I wonder if my lipstick matches your penis.
Do you think Shannon finds me attractive?

 

by chazbc24
1-11-04
God, Beast-Priest and Cullen are fat. I wish they were here right now so I could tell them how fat they are.
Hey it's me Beast-Priest. How are you my good friend?
Priest, you and Cullen got fucking fat. I just wanted to punch you in the stomach and watch it jiggle for hours, if that's ok with you.
I'm sorry I'm so fat. I wish I could stop eating but I just can't. It's those damned Jews. They just keep feeding me pop tarts.
Cullen. I'm tired of everyone calling us fat.
It's because we are fat, you fat idiot. Don't talk to me while I'm eating pop tarts.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Chet farts while reading a letter
Oh My God! What a fart!
Fuck, this next one is gonna hum.
Shat, I caused the apocalypse

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Chet and Dudek talk
Oh man, I forgot I was supposed to pick up my little brother from his base-ball game!
sucks man
What am I going to tell my parents?
Just tell your parents you forgot you had to pick up your brother, because you were too busy getting stoned.
You really think that will work?
It always seems to get me out of bad situations.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Red is called back for a little "meeting"
I'm sorry Red robot, but we're going to have to let you go.
Why?
Because you said a very naughty word on this strip. Which, may I remind you, is directed twords children.
But, all I said was "wank".
There you go again, with that sassy mouth!
Wank, wank, wank, wank, tits, wank, wank, penis, wank!

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
My full name is Tri Sara Tops. I love to kill rabbits and cops.
But, right now, this tobacco is.... Wow.
(whew)
(whew)

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Punky and the masked stranger meet up in jail
What's this I heard about you running a Christmas scam?
It's not a scam; I'm doing a charity drive for a children's hospital.
Oh. I'm sorry; I assumed you were doing it for personal gain.
I am. State law only requires me to give up five percent; I'm going to keep the rest and write it off as operating expenses.
...Good deal, but how are you going to get the stains out of your soul?
My friend from The Red Cross is going to teach me.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Hey, lets go some some pot.
Sure, Officer Oliver
AHA! I knew it! You're under arrest!
What the hell Oliver? It's your stash.
I'm just kidding, man, I got the munchies, lets go to dunkin doughnuts.
Something new and different for an officer I'm sure.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
ROLL CALL! Punky Rooster!
Beast-Priest!
chet
Chris Dudek!
Jesus Christ!
Wha- oh man, I'm still waiting for the girls to get here....What the fuck are you looking at, Jesus?

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Sigh.
What's your fucking problem?
My girlfriend just dumped me.
Boo hoo! Cry me a fuckin' river, Romeo!
I loved her so much.
Hey, not my fault you don't put out. It's a tits and ass world, Chet. A tits and ass world!

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Hey, I thought only white people could survive the Apocalypse!
Behold the power of sticky rice.
Well, this simply isn't right. I'm going to have to cut you.
Don't make me get my boy on you.
Bring it, squinty!
My underpants are green and striped, but make no mistake: I will fuck you up.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Dudek goes to jail
Hey fellas.. Some fresh meat. I arrested the queer for licking my face.
Aww.... Don't tell 'em that! I'm not a queer. I'm just a confused drug addict!
Oh well... At least it can't get any worse than this!
Hello. Wanna play patty cake?

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Have you seen my PS2? It rules! I have over 50 games! Not only that, I own 17 other systems, Japanese and American!
Wow dude, how do you afford all that stuff?
I work at McDonalds.
ok
Later...
Help! Someone robbed us and set our house on fire!
Yep. Good ol' McDonalds...

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