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After some serious study of the English language....
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| Why is there no EGG in EGGPLANT nor HAM in HAMBURGER; neither APPLE nor PINE in PINEAPPLE? | |
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| And why is it that WRITERS WRITE but FINGERS don't FING, GROCERS don't GROCE and HAMMERS don't HAM? | |
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| If TEACHERS TAUGHT, why didn't PREACHERS PRAUGHT? | |
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| If a VEGETARIAN eats VEGETABLES, what does a HUMANITARIAN eat? | |
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| You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your HOUSE can BURN UP as it BURNS DOWN. | |
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| English is a Funny Language! | |
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