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by chimppimp
3-15-06
Thats it walk away, i dont need no cowboy builder
Who said i was a builder i thought this was the brokeback mountain audition
Right so if i hit this nail into there
Oh crap. Well that didnt go as planed

 

by chimppimp
3-15-06
Nice day for a walk........ Hello
wish that dam squirrel would leave me alone he's blowing my cover
How rude
There's only one thing for it
Well fuck me. Whats the chance of that happening

 

by chimppimp
3-16-06
X factor auditions
Hi my name is bonzo and i have wanted to be a singer my whole life
im into hardcore ghetto rap and would like to sing a song i wrote called "slap my nigger clown feet"
poor Bozo maybe aftermath will sign him
yo my hoe,s slap my negro clown feet, i bust down to the ghetto in my mini clown car rims blinging my hoe's singing slap my negro clown feet.
bu br bu br bu br

 

by chimppimp
3-16-06
hey jimmy p hows it hanging dogg
just sweet brother
how did the x factor ting go dogg
they smacked me down just cos im hitting beats they cant handle
thats a shame brother, one day you will get the chance to spread the word of your ghetto clown peoples
maybe one day dogg. maybe one day.

 

by chimppimp
3-17-06
In a little town called Bethlehem....
Hi, I'm not from around here, but would you like some DVDs?
DVDs? What kind of DVDs? I don't like buying illegal stuff.
Oh no, It's all perfectly legal. but I don't think it's your kinda thing. I can tell.
Oh, go on, have you got any porn?
Oh yeah! Well- erm, we got 'Three Cocks A-Piece' and 'Womb Raider', though that's about abortion...
Ermmm...You got any 'Passion Of The Christ'?

 

by chimppimp
3-17-06
Right Clive we've been over this. You go round the back while I distract the owner.
Right you are Suzanne.
Hello Sir, I'm a legitimate businessman. Would you like some DVD. That 'Digital Versatile Disc' to us ordinary people!
Ah right! Yeah! 'Spose it's not gonna kill me.
...Do you have Alien Ressurection?....
Jesus Christ! I can't steal this! This is sum nasty-ass porn......but I like it...

 

by chimppimp
3-18-06
he he he... i told you we could escape in the trash can
bob did i ever doubt you
how the hell did bush think we were terrorists, were white for god sake
i know if they were going to accuse anyone of being a terrorist it should be those two over there
we do this for allah

 

by chimppimp
3-18-06
where the hell did you get that bannana from were sea monkeys . and dont tell me lies about a shark giving it to you again.
i told you that shark gave it to me. if you dont belive me go and ask him for one
Excuse me but my friend said that you have bannanas
thats right would you like one
so he does

 

by chimppimp
3-20-06
hey man dont shoot
g'day mate, now get out of here you little fucker
Another sucess fot the australian border patrol
im going please dont shoot
strewth thats the fith refugee today

 

by chimppimp
3-20-06
why me, how the hell did i end up doing this job, i should have worked harder on my exams
i have to sit around here 364 days of the year making toys while freezing my bollocks off. and then have to deliver them all by hand in one night,
i could have been a big city lawyer
or a magician

 

by chimppimp
3-24-06
In Starbucks chimp pimp and Queen B meet up for a coffee
You should really stop pissing people off on that strip creator thing
I know, but its so funny
Some time passes
Anyway what the hell are we going to get our mothers for mothers day
I have no idea
Queen B gets an idea
Want to get another coffee
Sounds like a plan

 

whoa ........ thats a powerful sneeze you have there
by chimppimp, 3-24-06

 

This day just keeps on getting stranger and stranger!
by chimppimp, 5-23-06

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