Imperial H.R. (3)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: January 10, 2005

by choadwarrior
1-10-05
I've come to apply for the Imperial officer position.
Um...yeah...well, we don't really hire women.
You can't discriminate against me--I'll sue!
Yeah, but our employment laws were written a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Isn't there anything I could do on a star destroyer?
Are you opposed to polishing Vader's helmet?