Laurels

Author: choadwarrior

Date: February 10, 2005

by choadwarrior
2-10-05
Money is no object for celebrities, yet they still come to me to do their LASIK for the same price I'm charging you.
Like who?
Jessica Simpson.
She's not the brightest celebrity--who else have you done?
Ashlee Simpson.
Have you operated on anybody known for making good choices?