Unreal Estate

Author: choadwarrior

Date: December 29, 2006

by choadwarrior
12-29-06
I have a charming, cozy beach cottage I think you'll love.
We all know charming is realtor-speak for needs remodeling, and cozy means claustrophobic.
Did I mention that it's steps away from the ocean?
How many steps?
Only about 3,000.