Jimmy the Inappropriate Sportscaster

Author: choadwarrior

Date: July 22, 2007

by choadwarrior
7-22-07
Jimmy, that octuple bogie on the last hole has ended the leader's hopes of winning his first major.
He had more strokes than...
Ooh! Let me do it...he had more strokes than a teenage boy discovering his father's porn stash.
I was going to go with "than Dick Clark," but that's a good one.