There's a Crapp for That

Author: choadwarrior

Date: January 12, 2023

by choadwarrior
1-12-23
Greetings! I'm your new Dukemeister Poo-Thousand Smart Toilet
You can't be that smart.
I ass-ure you I am the most intelligent toilet on the market today.
Yet you're still a toilet.
...with self-awareness and agency such that I'm not ashamed of my kinks. Now, are we gonna do this, or what?