Why I Could Never Live In The South

I could never live in the South. Umfumdisi and IvyThePlant have also made "Why Choadwarrior Could Never Live In The South" series. You should read those too.

by choadwarrior
How come you aliens keep abductin' us and cornholin' us with anal probes?
It's phase one of our evil plan.
To take over the Earth?
No, to make southerners seem stupid.
We believe in setting realistic goals.

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