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| Hey, Dad, I recently learned that the element radon, discovered by Friedrich Ernst Dorn, is very dense. | |
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| You're very dense too; why are you in the basement? How many times have I told you not to come into the basement? | |
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| Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted you to know, according to the surgeon general there is a high amount of radon in one out of four basements. | |
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| We could be dying right now. Why are you so thick? Why can't you lay off the booze? | |
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| Quiet kid! I ain't dying anytime soon! Some invisible gas ain't gonna kill me. | |
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