Brians Story by chrismon11-07-01 What no signout sheet?!? Gee...I hope you know what your doing Hey, I can fix this Firewall better at my boy Jimmy's house. I am taking it with me. SWEET! Hey Brian can I still Fax? Yes Yvonne. You can Fax but no email HA HA HA WELCOME TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is that you Gerry?
Brian's Story Part 2 by chrismon11-07-01 My car won't start? I'm not sure what's wrong.. Can you Fix it? Sure Man, no sweat. I will have to take it to my cousin Leroy Three Weeks Later..... hmm...I could really use my car... Four Weeks later.... I will wait 1 more week... Hey Brian, Can I borrow your car to go get the Firewall
Where is Queens? by chrismon11-12-01 The atempt to communicate begins.... Hey Brian, A plane went down in Queens. Really, Is that Land? Communication Breakdown..... Um...it Queens. You know NYC! hm......um........ok............oh........um..... Is he sleeping??? So it's at Sea then...Right?
Duke by chrismon1-23-03 The Duke waiting for Lunch.. I wonder when lunch will arive?? I can hardly keep the cat from attacking my coonhair!! Hey!! I'll call you when Pannani's is here.. Now leave!! Lunch is a project that should be taken SERIOUSLY! I wonder if that's roadkill on his head??? STEWARTS!!!! I will be comming around shortly after I figure this lunch puzzle out!!! The Duke rules his domain!!! Do you want Coffee?? HEY WATCH IT!!!! FOOD IS MY TURF SISTA!!!!!!!!!