chrisrawkneri

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Chris Neri is a musician, a writer, a comedian and a bunch of other stuff. He lives in Houston, TX. Feel free to send him love.

Angry dude vs. Talk Like a Pirate Day!

by chrisrawkneri
10-14-07


	YAAAARGGG, Ahoy, Matey! It's talk like a pirate day! It's where everyone talks like a pirate!


	No offence but am I alone here in thinking that pirates just suck? I mean seriously, I was doing just fine before this dumb Pirate-Mania hit.


	I propose that we replace 'Talk Like a Pirate Day' with 'Talk Like Spider-Man Day'. Cuz you know how Spidey talks? Fucking NORMAL!


	I hope ya get the scurvies, land-lover!