chrisrawkneri

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Chris Neri is a musician, a writer, a comedian and a bunch of other stuff. He lives in Houston, TX. Feel free to send him love.

The Last and the Furious

by chrisrawkneri
10-19-07


	Son, I pulled you over today because you were going 32 in a 20 MPH zone. What's your hurry today?


	Well, officer. I was speeding because I was chasing after some jewel thieves who kidnapped my girlfriend.


	Right before you pulled me over I was just about to activate the nitrous and kick it up to 35.


	Don't let my '98 Toyota Corolla with bad shocks fool you. That baby's built for speed.