Welcome to the "North Pole," Twenty Dollar Cover Charge

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 17, 2006

T'was the night after Christmas, and Santa was a little horn-dog! Santa's bells had turned blue, as he rubbed his Yule Log.
Ho Ho Ho!
"I'm feelin' the urge!" said Santa, "and I'm plain tuckered in!" "But I could slide down one more chimney," as he flashed her a grin.
Did you call for me, Santa?
"WOW," said Carol...the Christmas Hooker elf. "Did you wrap that package all by yourself?"
Well...flying past open windows may have had a little to do with it.
-tee hee-