Okay Clown, your new job will be to jump into the toilet bowl, swish around, and then slide down the pipe.
Are you shittin' me?
Okay. That's not what really happened, but it seemed like it:
Okay Mr. Smith, your new job requires you to be on call 24 hours a day. You will need to convince as many friends as you can to invest in our product . You get 11K a year!
