The Adventures of Christopherseven when he was Stupid

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: June 10, 2008

Hey...it's my neighbor.
Excuse me. I ran out of gas and my car is stranded down town.
Never said much to him before.
I walked home to get a gas can, but I'm locked out of the house until my wife comes home.
But I see him walking all the time.
Do you have five bucks so I can rent a can and get some gas?
Well....I guess I can. You're not gonna try anything funny, are ya?