Son, it's 3:30 in the morning! We're BOTH tired...and I can prove it.
But, Dad! Bigfoot is nocturnal! And he knows I'm awake because the lights keep going on and off. He has to...
I will give you a dollar if you can stay up all night.
What? Reverse psychology? He's never used that before? Maybe he's sleepy.
Deal?
Well...I could use the money....Cryptozoology ain't cheap.