Please, Captain. Call Me Janus VI.

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 11, 2008

Commander Spock, it's the Horta. She's not protecting her eggs anymore, but she's raping the miners.
This calls for another Vulcan mind-meld.
-Hssssss!-
"OoOoOoHhHh! The pain! Indignity! He used me! Never called me back. Whoa is I!"
Really, Captain? The Horta?
Hey..she seduced me! Besides, once I found the hole....