Dr. Even Stranger-love (or) How I Stopped to Smell Gay Porn

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 24, 2008

Supposibly in 1994, a scientific paper was submitted to drop a bomb that would chemically change an enemy into a raging homosexual.
I am that bomb!
Aye Carumba! The colors! The colors! Lookeet thee colors!
Wow. I was already gay, but now I feel like shopping for nipple rings.
SOLDIER, ARE YOU GONNA JABBER ABOUT GIRLY STUFF ALL DAY, OR ARE WE GONNA RUB SLIM PICKENS?