You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 24, 2008

So I says to the guy, "Elmer," I said, "Elmer, you have a monkey. A MONKEY!" I said.
What do I say? How do I respond?
"And if you're not careful, that monkey is gonna hop off your back and bite you on the ass!"
He's pausing. He expects me to say something. Now what? WHAT? ummm....
Rabbit season!