You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: July 24, 2008

Okay, sir. I am holding a copy of "Duck be a Lady, Tonight" and "Duck in the Middle With You" both by Gandertooth Quacks.
Please, mam. Hush! These are very sensitive books.
Yes, sir......And I ordered "A Little Down in the Mouth" by Donald Foreplay.
Thankyou, good lady. I'll be expecting your call.
That's the second little duck you've waited on today.
The secret of a good sales clerk is getting all your ducks in a row.