You're a Book Store, Aintcha

Author: christopher7murphy

Date: September 21, 2008

I have an emergency. Could I use your internet to check my e-mail?
I'm sorry, we're not connected to the internet.
But you have a computer.
Yes, but it's only set up for our retail needs and information from our corporate headquarters.
Girl! You. Have. A. Computer.
Let me start over: No.