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Author: christopher7murphy

Date: December 13, 2010

Sir. We just confiscated a cell phone from Charlie Manson's prison cell.
What the heck does Charlie Manson want with a cell phone? Does he even know how to use one?
We don't think so. He calls it "a devil box" but doesn't seem to know how to operate it.
Well, fuck...how the hell did he get caught?
....He keeps butt-dialing Roman Polanski.
-ring -ring-
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