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by christoxycin
9-20-02
...so, then the OTHER guy says, "Voice-activated dildo, my ass!"
Tough crowd...

 

by christoxycin
9-20-02
...so, then the OTHER guy says, "Voice-activated dildo, my ass!"
Everyone's a critic.

 

by christoxycin
9-20-02
I'm NOT going to call her.
Actually, you are.
Dammit.

 

by christoxycin
9-21-02
I don't think I'm going to go to college.
When I was little, my mom was always telling me that I could be whatever I wanted to be...
...but, there just aren't that many good pirate schools out there.

 

by christoxycin
9-21-02
I love the park.
...all the happy children at play, the cute little animals frolicking about, and...oh! Look over there! The mowing crew is picking up sticks!
Wow...I really should have seen that one coming.

 

by christoxycin
9-21-02
...Electrophorus Electricus, also known as the electric eel. It's typically found in South America, and is capable of producing a powerful electric discharge...
This field trip sucks.
Where's Steve Irwin when you need him?

 

by christoxycin
9-21-02
Um...the stars are really pretty tonight.
Yeah...
Y'know...If I'd written the alphabet, I would have put "U" and "I" together.
They already are...in the word "nuisance."

 

by christoxycin
9-21-02
...if this chain letter survives until the year 3097, each recipient's name will be printed in "The Guinness Book of Records."
"Granted, you won't actually be around to see it, but at least you'll die knowing that you achieved immortality."
Wait...isn't that an oxymoron?

 

by christoxycin
9-22-02
Where am I?
You're on the Island of Misfit Office Supplies. We ended up here because we have no one to love us.
Why, that's terrible!
Can you help us, Rudolph? You're the only hope we've got.
Wait a second...you're not a misfit office supply! You're that annoying Microsoft Office Assistant! Why, I oughta...
Yikes! Gotta go...

 

by christoxycin
9-26-02
Jack and Bill went up the hill, to have a roll in the hay...
...Jill saw Jack, had a near heart attack, and said...
"...oh my God, he's GAY!"

 

by christoxycin
9-26-02
Jack and Jill were over the hill; their sex drive fell like the Niagra...
...Jack smiled at Jill as he popped a pill...
...and said, "Thank God for Viagra!"

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