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| After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, | |
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| The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man." | |
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| The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." | |
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| The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'" | |
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