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by cjs18
4-01-05
Boo!
good job I had a hand grenade
The new resident evil film is scarier than ever!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
I will harness the power of fire!
idiot
Come back don't you want to see turn into ice
wierdo

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Just watch
Ok turn into ice then
Shut up
feeling chilly?

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Use the power of wind of course
what are you going to do now?
oh be quiet
That stinks, literally

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
yes, and today I will use the power of morphing!
Still trying
I think i'll stop trying now
Checkmate

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
That'll be easy
Now you have to turn back
What hav eI turned into? All I know is that I have a ringing in my ear
That's not my problem. Bye

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
That'll be easy
Now you have to turn back
What have I turned into? All I know is that I have a ringing in my ear
That's not my problem. Bye

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
You can't fire me, I gave my soul to this company
I'm sorry dan but you're fired!
7 months earlier...
Hello I'm dan's soul
this doesn't seem right

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
The amazing adventures of captain star and the black ninja
Ok then
You can't say that! I'm African-american not black!
The amazing adventures of captain star and the African-american ninja
That's better

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Drugs ain't cool so lets whip his sorry little behind
Look bla- I'm mean African-american ninja. It's injector with his 'good stuff'
Stop right there!
What the-
To be continued.......
Oh crud
No one stops me selling drugs, prepare to eat lead

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
NO ONE INSULTS ME!!!
You smell
He gets so carried away
What do you have to say to that!
I'll be-ow-back but-ow-next time i'll-ow-have my-ow-b-virus zombies filled with-ow-crack!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Uh oh! you said the B-word!
Hi I Am Black Ninja. Prepare To Die
You said BLACK now YOU can prepare to die
Sorry I didn't mean it
I'm off now so I can't get involved
You want a piece of me too captain star?

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Did you say black!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Ricky Sanchez was picked on at school
HA HA you're mexican
But one day he was struck by a shooting star
Stupid star, you hurt my arm
He then gained super powers
Oh my god! I've gained some useless super powers maybe denise will like me now!
You're, like, a total loser!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
It's African-american ninja
Hello Wes, I am nightscrawler and I want you to join the dark side with me and some other guys.
Feel the force of my ninja knuckles
Feel the full force of my super scrawl
Why not join the good side instead
OK

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Transform!
Transform!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Transform!
Transform!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
I've Already converted your ninja friend now PREPARE TO DIE IN THE EYES OF GOD
Damn what should I do!
Die Choir boy!
Nightscrawler is that you?
Will they ever be able to bring back the old Wes? To be continued.....
That was easy, but now we have to take care of Wes.
Thanks

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
In the bedroom of wes
Hello Rick Sanchez
Wes we need you as the African-american ninja!
Nope I am just Wesley Brown now
Okay then I'll just tell you that now you are converted, there is no 'dirty websites', PS2 or beating people up for fun
Everything seems perfect but what about those B-virus zombies filled with crack? To be continued.....
Where's my costume!
It's good to have you back

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
The B-Virus zombies have terrorised rick's neighbourhood
Oh damn those b-virus crack heads have made my neighbourhood seem like resident evil!
Yo mate d'y know wheres me could gets us abit a crack
Will Rick destroy the evil zombies?Where are nightscrawler and that ninja guy? Will I ever shut up? All revealed in the next issue.To be continued....
I's worse than I thought

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Does that involve needles?
Let's use a Hand grenade
I could do this all day
the next day
Ha you've run out of grenades
Oh damn I should have gone to ammunation, the place for all your weaponry needs

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
What are you going to do now?
Ask you a question that's what. What colour is your gun
Black -I mean- oh damn
It isn't black it's really really really really dark grey
That was too easy

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
I'm going onto Captain star's new webpage
Man that comic got laim ever since advertising came in
And remember I keep fit with the Oliver Jamie cookbook, his foods are good for you.
Also remeber to buy from JJD Sports I'm wearing baddidas clothing right now
I was a loser before I started wearing Baddidas, look at me now
Hey look at that loser, who'd want to look like him!

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Oh my god I've got Resi survival. The new game with limited inventory! Let's check out my weapons
Inventory-Weapons
LEFT ARM
RIGHT ARM
Man this game is laim! Even though I just bought this for 45 quid, I'll trade it in for 50p and a playstation game that nobody has heard of

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
Oh my god! Wendl you won't believe it! Captain star is coming over because I featured in his comic about advertising
Idiot
Are you Nerd? It's like me. It's like captainstar and I'm like getting paid a fiver to do this.
You're not captainstar!
Oh well Wendl, at least I can let out my rage on some b-virus zombies
Idiot

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
And now for some EXTREMELY important news. Nerd, yes nerd, has a date
Oh my god! Social activity with a female
I can't believe I'm doing this for only 500 quid
Have you ever played on prunescape.com?
What a loser

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
hmm download afriend.com My friend should be here in 2 months
9 months later
What the-
Oh my god! It's Cloud strife from FF7

 

by cjs18
4-01-05
I can't be your friend, I need to fight Sephiroth
Now that we're friends what shall we do?
5 days of sobbing later
OK Wendl, I've decided to clone myself
Idiot
Oh my god this is so cool!
Oh my god this is so cool!

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
Instead of talking let's email each other
OK
2 days later
What should we do now?
Email some more

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
Arrgh please don't hurt me
Ah ha I've got you now Johnny Depp! You will no longer hurt the people of neverland
Take that hook, you weirdo
I, peter pan, thank you for saving us
Get away from me you mentalist

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
Hello nightscrawler, I am charles xavier's lawer and you are being sued by the X-Men
The X-what
The X-men
The what-men
Just shut up and get in my car
The what-what

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
No
I dare you to hammer a nail in your head
Hmm a fiver
I'll give you a fiver
I can't believe I got a fiver so easily
idiot

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
Right now that nightscrawler has gone, we're holding auditions for a new sidekick
I am Mr.Terrorist and I like blowing things up
I'm Daffy duck, warner bros made me redundant
I'm fat guy now give me a hot-dog!
I'm Dr.Lunar and I'm wearing a spacesuit
I'm like a like hippie and like dude like I wanna like be a freedom fighter

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
I'm hamish the amish
I'm Chris from resident evil
Goo-goo-ga-ga
I'm manga girl!
I'm coyote, I also was made redundant by warner bros
I'm an old man and I've pooped my pants

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
And....?
I'm dave
So?
my name is dave
Who cares
I do

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
Right that's enough! Hire the next guy who comes in
You're hired !
Oh my god I'm hired
Or maybe not
DAMN!

 

by cjs18
4-02-05
You know Wendl, maybe I shouldn't have tried to commit suicide just because I can't be captainstar's sidekick
Idiot
Nerd's fantasy
Fear not beautiful female, Nerd is here
Oh my gosh it's nerd everyone wants to be his girlfriend!
What the-
Ya I vant to be his girliefriend too

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
Hmm Isa gonna make it go boom!
That was fun! me sa wanna do that again!

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
We find Skunk and Eddy in the ZDS HQ
Who should we stop today, pa?
We're going to kill dave the angel cos he's weird
I'ts just cos I like big brother
Dave we're about to kill ya
Did you kill him, pa?
Yeh, and now we have to kill this guy called cid, because he left me BUSTED's album in his will

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
Eddy is in heaven, but he can't find cid in the telephone directory
where is cid? No one can leave me BUSTED's album and get away with it!
I'll take out my frustration on someone!
ARGGHHHH!!!!!!
Look in the box and you'll find out
Did you kill someone, pa?

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
May I take your order sir
...............................
May I take your order sir!
...............................
I said, may I take your order sir
What the-? Sorry I was just drooling

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
We don't serve monkeys
Idiot
We don't serve monkeys
Idiot
Why do I bother?
Idiot

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
RARGH! I am the ghost of some guy who died because he choked on one of your fries
Would you like fries with that
@#&6%)*^|$#^"

 

by cjs18
4-03-05
?
???
You're weird
You're bow-tie is nice today randy

 

by cjs18
4-06-05
James is playing the battleships mini-game on the zelda windwaker game
SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH
I haven't even pressed a button yet
SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH
Man this game is so laim I'm just gonna leave it til it blows up or something
The year 4098
KABOOOOOOM!
WTF?

 

by cjs18
4-06-05
A cameo thanks to wadders
Yeh
Man! Did you see Alien vs predator directed by Paul.W.S.Anderson?
I liked it
It was preeeeeeeeety laim
Do you think I said something wrong Wendl?
Idiot

 

by cjs18
4-06-05
Hello little boy! Want to come inside and have some fun?
Oh boy!
Damn! We couldn't stop michael jackson! We'll have to break into his house
I ain't getting in no house
Wes, stop talking like Mr.T
I pity the fool who starts on me!

 

by cjs18
4-06-05
Greg, I think I'm going to have to fire you
........................................
Greg?
.........................................
Oh great. He's dead
..........................................

 

by cjs18
4-07-05
This is the Frequently Assembled Good Guy Operations Team!
I'm the ginger ninja
I'm ghost guy
I'm pac-man kid
And I'm Goth!
Together they fight evil such as...
Dark Spirit
& Crudley drawn skeleton!

 

by cjs18
4-07-05
Hello captainstar, do you like the way i've decorated?
What colour did you used to be?
Black.
I'm gonna whup your plastic ass for saying that
It works every time

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