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Bachelor's Degree: Clippy's Personal Ad
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codehappykid
10-29-02
Hello to all the female paper clips out there! I'm a famous Office Assistant searching for a mate.
I have a fantasy in which a sexy pink paper clip and I are wrapped together, hopeless and irrevocably entangled in the ecstasy of mutual attraction.
...I have loads of money, did you know that?
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codehappykid's Comics
08/08/09 - LARP: Vampire vs. Werewolf
08/07/09 - CC 430: Or Is She!?
08/06/09 - RCD 27: Red Robot has the Blues
07/26/09 - CC 430: Legendary Item #1581
03/23/07 - The Legend of Bobkiller: Episode III
03/23/07 - The Legend of Bobkiller: Episode II
03/22/07 - The Legend of Bobkiller: Episode I
10/24/05 - CC302: BaconMAAAN!
10/24/05 - The Adventures of Daryl, Episode III: Return of Ash Pyle
10/24/05 - The Adventures of Daryl, Episode II: The Recap
10/24/05 - The Adventures of Daryl, Episode I: Meeting John in the John
10/24/05 - Random 1
08/30/05 - CC 295: The Honorable Prophet
09/04/04 - CC256: Lesson 2 - Wirthling and the Fall of Rome
09/04/04 - CC256: Lesson 1 - How Boorite Conquered the Persians
08/30/04 - World's Biggest Computer
08/30/04 - crap[1][2]
08/30/04 - crap[1][1]
08/30/04 - crap[1][0]
08/30/04 - CC 255: Special Vacation
07/31/04 - Kill Bilk, episode 5
07/31/04 - Kill Bilk, episode 4
07/31/04 - Kill Bilk, episode 3
07/31/04 - Kill Bilk, episode 2
07/31/04 - Kill Bilk, episode 1
07/31/04 - CC 252: Hard Left!
05/19/04 - BTC #5: Simplicity
05/19/04 - Crap of Bull, Episode Five: Weirded Out
05/19/04 - Crap of Bull, Episode Four: Ominous Squirrelus
05/19/04 - Crap of Bull, Episode Three: One-Man Plague
05/19/04 - Crap of Bull, Episode Two: Lost Dog
05/19/04 - Crap of Bull, Episode One: Gabes and Cowboys
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (end of episode 1)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (14)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (13)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (12)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (11)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (10)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (9)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (8)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (7)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (6)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (5)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (4)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (3)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (2)
04/29/04 - CC242: The Scary House (1)
04/23/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (epilogue)
04/23/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (11)
04/23/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (10)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (9)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (8)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (7)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (6)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (5)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (4)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (3)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (2)
04/20/04 - CC 241: Ne me quitte pas (1)
04/07/04 - CC 239: The Yellow What?
03/31/04 - Chess 2
03/31/04 - Chess 1
03/24/04 - Default Comic
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part VI: HAL-5qu1rr1
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part V: Not For You
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part IV: Stuck
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part III: Stupid Outfit
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part II: Faithful Steed
03/24/04 - What Animals Really Want To Say, Part I: Tourists
03/24/04 - CC 237: Double Bonus Suxor!!
03/06/04 - CC 236 Aggressive Challenge: Pilot
03/02/04 - CC 235: Call the Next Witness
02/28/04 - CC 234: Evil? Nah.
02/16/04 - CC232: If at first you don't succeed...
02/11/04 - Really stupid crap #4
02/11/04 - Really stupid crap #3
02/11/04 - Really stupid crap #2
02/11/04 - Really stupid crap #1
01/13/04 - CC 228: Existential Family V
01/13/04 - CC 228: Existential Family IV
01/13/04 - CC 228: Existential Family III
01/13/04 - CC 228: Existential Family II
01/13/04 - CC 228: Existential Family I
12/30/03 - Doomed Stripcreator Resolutions
12/20/03 - CC 225: Gift of the Magi
12/04/03 - CC 223: It comes with the waning moon
11/28/03 - CC 222: what do you mean
11/28/03 - CC 222: Deuce hates teen flicks
11/21/03 - zen 6
11/21/03 - zen 5
11/21/03 - zen 4
11/21/03 - zen 3
11/21/03 - zen 2
11/21/03 - zen 1
11/18/03 - Iambic Pentameter: Act I, Scene 1
11/12/03 - CC 220: Flowers for Algernon, Part III
11/12/03 - CC 220: Flowers for Algernon, Part II
11/12/03 - CC 220: Flowers for Algernon, Part I
11/08/03 - CC 219: Osama the Clown, Part III
11/08/03 - CC 219: Osama the Clown, Part II
11/08/03 - CC 219: Osama the Clown, Part I
10/17/03 - CC 216: Cat Philosophy I
10/05/03 - CC 214 Part IV: John uses the line
10/05/03 - CC 214 Part III: The plot achieves a unique consistency
10/05/03 - CC 214 Part II: Psychotic sympathy
10/05/03 - CC 214 Part I: John asks for guidance
10/03/03 - FTC #1: Just a flesh wound
10/02/03 - Gandalf the Babysitter
09/30/03 - Venting my psyche
09/30/03 - CC 213: Sanity is Overrated
09/29/03 - CC 213: Boorite Kills the President
08/13/03 - CC 204: Personal Office Space
08/13/03 - CC 204: Evil Chess
08/01/03 - CC202: Cows
07/31/03 - All-Kaddar Silent Film (2)
07/31/03 - All-Kaddar Silent Film (1)
07/30/03 - CC 201: Mandlebrot, up close and personal
07/26/03 - CC 200: Elderly Nearsighted Woman Day
07/25/03 - CC 199: Face it, it's not happening
07/20/03 - CC 198: Sorry, Wrong URL
07/18/03 - Gravitons don't swing that way!
07/16/03 - DIKAIDER! Part I
07/16/03 - Roommates
07/12/03 - CC196: Silent Film Noir, Part I
07/08/03 - CC 196: Life Sucks, Get Over It
07/08/03 - CC 196: It's time you stopped thinkin', and wastin' away...
07/04/03 - CC 195: MULTISEX! (8)
07/03/03 - Diablo Clan Boyz IV
07/03/03 - Diablo Clan Boyz III
07/03/03 - Diablo Clan Boyz II
07/03/03 - Diablo Clan Boyz I: GODLY PLAT OF WALE!?
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part X: The End
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part IX: Fuzzyman
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part VIII: Interlude
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part VII: Lara
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part VI: Whose Turn Is It, Anyway?
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part V: In the Desert with Boorite
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part IV: Getting around to Brad
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part III: They'll Eat You There
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part II: Codehappykid and Kajun
06/30/03 - Enter Cory, Part I: Introductions
06/29/03 - The Reluctant Arab, Part III: A Pain in the Ash
06/29/03 - The Reluctant Arab, Part II: Daryl and the Arab
06/29/03 - The Reluctant Arab, Part I: Suicidal Undead
06/28/03 - The New Stripcreator, Part I
06/22/03 - CC 194: Asimovian Catastrophe
06/18/03 - CC 193, Part IV: Why IS Kaufman Here? (Future Conjecture)
06/18/03 - CC 193, Part III: Kaufman and Descolada
06/18/03 - CC 193, Part II: The First Letter
06/18/03 - CC 193, Part I: Zounds!
06/12/03 - CC 192: Another Mad Doctor Joke
06/05/03 - CC 191 Part IV: Shattered Dreams And Some Broken Bones
06/05/03 - CC 191 Part III: Desert Mountain
06/05/03 - CC 191 Part II: Squirrels Are Evil
06/05/03 - CC 191 Part I: It Gets Worse, But Not Yet
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XXII: It Was Fated
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman XXI: The Arabian Prophet
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XX: Loss of a Prophet
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XIX: Ash Revealed!
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XVIII: Ash and Daryl
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XVII: Daryl Being Daryl
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XVI: Dilemma!
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XV: Ash Pyle
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XIV: The Paradox
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XIII: Bad Way to Start
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part XII: Devil May Cry
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman XI: Desert Pit Stop
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part X: Nobody Likes Satan
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part IX: More Banter
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part VIII: Daryl's Accident
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part VII: Daryl's Childhood
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part VI: Daryl's Birth
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part V: Daryl
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part IV: Mutual Recognition
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part III: Turkey Woman
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part II: Lara Meets Byrd
06/04/03 - The Adventures of Turkey Woman, Part I: Assisted Suicide
05/06/03 - Gutterball I
05/06/03 - Jehovah's Witnesses II: More Than He Bargained For
05/06/03 - Jehovah's Witnesses I: Furries Worship Too
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part VII: Unwilling Crossing Guard Man
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part VI: Heads In The Clouds
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part V: Robots SO Work The Mood
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part III: Occasionally, They Do Try
04/26/03 - CC 183: Steakyman
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part II: The Apocalypse Cometh
04/26/03 - CC 183 Part I: Silly Quibbling
04/26/03 - Random Murder I
11/20/02 - CC 155: Yep.
11/20/02 - CC 155: Apocalypse Sit-And-Spin
11/20/02 - CC 155: Perplexing
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part X (The Horny Bastard Escapes)
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part IX
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part VIII
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part VII
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part VI (It's A Frog Dammit)
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part V
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part IV
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part III
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part II
11/18/02 - CC 154: Chrono Trigger Part I
11/18/02 - CC 154: All Your Base Is Explode
11/12/02 - CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe V
11/12/02 - CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe IV
11/12/02 - CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe III
11/12/02 - CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe II
11/12/02 - CC 153: Drexle, King Of The Universe I
11/12/02 - CC 153: The Match Game
11/12/02 - CC 153: Under The Sea
11/09/02 - Tribute Comic: Cause Kate Said So (And I Fear Her)
11/07/02 - CC 152: Porthos Lord Duffrick II
11/07/02 - CC 152: Porthos Lord Duffrick I
11/07/02 - CC 152: The Blood Moor (Slightly Lame)
11/07/02 - CC 152: Misrepresentations I (It's All Subjective)
11/07/02 - CC 152: The Setup (Unfunny)
11/01/02 - CC 151: Fare Thee Well
11/01/02 - CC 151: She Broke His Heart And Maybe Some Other Organs
11/01/02 - CC 151: A Single's Room
11/01/02 - CC 151: Rise Up, Ye Oppressed
11/01/02 - CC 151: I'm Melting!
11/01/02 - CC 151: From The Flaming Pan...
11/01/02 - CC 151: So There's This Priest, You See...
10/29/02 - Comic About The Author: Peanut Butter
10/29/02 - Killing Things For Fun And Profit: Lesson Two
10/29/02 - Killing Things For Fun And Profit: Brad Pitt
10/29/02 - Killing Things For Fun And Profit: Gabe
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Killing Things For Fun And Profit
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Le Francais
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Sue Me, Part III
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Sue Me, Part II
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Sue Me, Part I
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Clippy's Personal Ad
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Underpants
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: Diablo Asserts His Demonhood
10/29/02 - Bachelor's Degree: The Arm
10/29/02 - Launchpad Comic Part II
10/29/02 - Launchpad Comic Part I
08/23/02 - Survivor In Hell
08/23/02 - They Look So Innocent...
08/23/02 - O, I Am Fortune's Fool
08/23/02 - Oxymoron
08/23/02 - Semicolon Parenthesis II
08/16/02 - Sympathy For The Devil?
08/16/02 - Diablo Vs. The Squirrel
08/16/02 - The Extinction Of The Dinosaurs
08/16/02 - Oriental Surrealism
08/16/02 - Semicolon Paranthesis!
07/07/02 - (Sigh) That's My Girl
07/06/02 - The Ransom Note
09/25/01 - The Prelude
09/24/01 - Heart Surgery, Day 4
09/23/01 - Heart Surgery, Day 3
09/22/01 - Heart Surgery, Day 2
09/21/01 - Heart Surgery, Day 1
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