Chapter 1: Killing can be fun and profitable. However, it is advisable to start small. Not too small, just small. For example, you could try roasting a teenager or skewering some guy in a park.
La dee da dee da, gonna ask Sara out, dum dee dum
cont: I'm reading your thoughts right now through some mystical property of this book. Go for it.
Dum diddly doo, Andy pushed me into a locker today, joy joy
