As soon as the lyrics begin, Tiki realizes the gravity of the situation.
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| "A place ... where nobody dared to go ... the love that we came to know ..." | |
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| OMFG, XANADU'S COMING ON! SOMEBODY GET ME A TAPE FOR THE VCR! | |
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Using an ancient Jedi mind trick, he buys himself as much time as possible before help can arrive.
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| "The dream ... that came through a million years ..." | |
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| This isn't happening this isn't happening this isn't happening ... THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING! | |
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Soon realizing the need for drastic measures, our hero boldly advances his verbal assault to the frontline.
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| "Now that I'm here ... now that you're near ..." | |
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| IF I DON'T HAVE A BLANK VHS TAPE IN MY HAND BY THE COUNT OF ONE, HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL! | |
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